We *are* watching you…

From: Gold’s Gym

LAUREN,

You are really dedicated to working out. We are proud of your commitment.

One thought on “We *are* watching you…

  1. From: KROGER
    LAUREN,
    KROGER is proud of your deodorant consumption. KROGER has decided that it is not a threat to homeland security. We haven’t seen you in 3 days LAUREN. Are you mad at KROGER? KROGER sad. KROGER wants friend.

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