Put this in yer pipe and smoke it…

Lauren:

Here’s your horoscope for JULY 18, 2006.

There is some likelihood that your emotions have changed in the past six weeks or so. You’ve been in a mood in which you were no longer attracted to the same people, you were unsure of yourself at work, and even wondered if your own attractiveness had deserted you. But beginning today, these doubts will be dispelled…


Boooooring, eh? Yeah, reading someone else’s horoscope is typically not all that entertaining. But oh well! This is my blog, goddamnit. Okay, that’s a bit harsh. There is some rhyme to my reason… I’m documenting this sucker ’cause it sounds pretty accurate in its depiction of my recent emotional state. Let’s see if things change… and I guess by posting this for all the world to see, I am doing something to encourage the sentiment of this ‘scope. It’s entertaining, folks. Enjoy.