Valentine’s Day is for Suckers

I am one of those people who finds Valentine’s day to be a pointless holiday. This is not because of my inability to find someone to call my Valentine. Rather, I simply believe it is counterproductive… for the myriad of reasons you’ve all heard before. So, rather than waxing on about the stupidity of the fucking holiday, I thought I’d sum it up rather succinctly with a quote said by Joel in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:

“Valentine’s Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.”

Nuff said.